Ali Hidalgo > Quotes

“Were anyone brainless enough to lay so much as a finger on you, I would end their life enthusiastically and f/ck you a foot away.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“He looked like cool ice, like a blue mountain, like whatever the f/ck it felt like to eat a York Peppermint Pattie.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“paraded around her house one last time, dipping my finger in my cum and leaving little gifts for my girl. A few drops in the milk I imagined she’d be using in her coffee, a smear on her pillow so she could smell me as she slept, a bit in the crotch of her underwear so she’d walk around with me all day…”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“Great. I was about to get mur-f*cking-dered, and the first thing the cops would see upon entering the scene of the crime would be my eight-inch Johnson.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Victim. A person who is in danger, harmed, injured, or defenseless... You didn’t seem to be in any danger when you were being my good, little girl.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“I couldn’t even make a cryptic joke without people giving me that look. That look like they thought I should seek intensive therapy or psychoanalysis.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“I worship you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“A crush. A crush? I had consumed at least three of that woman’s bodily fluids, as she had mine. I found the use of the word crush quite offensive.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Without further hesitation, Vic shoved his d*ck back into my mouth and I returned to thinking about the guys I’d dated during the last decade or so.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“It was vital that I felt every single atom that constituted her physical form.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“Not exactly on my list of things I'd want up my a**.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“My name is June."
"That's not significant to me.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“Miss Juni, you should think yourself lucky that someone as talented and cool as me is getting close to you, you groupie.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“I mean, come on, they’re a f/cking biological phenomenon. Electroreceptors, venomous spurs, and no stomach? Please.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“The things we did together cannot be fabricated, June. I felt you, and as much as you might like to, you cannot un-f/ck me.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“Apparently, I was at college to make an a$$ of myself, after all.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“And I think, maybe, you could use my love just as much as I could use yours.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“I hadn’t realized I was meeting with Oliver Awad, High Ruler of the Library and Keeper of All Clocks. F/cking @sshole.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“Different is not bad, my sweet gift. Didn’t you hear? We live on a floating rock. Nothing matters. Nothing except you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Victor Caparelli. How did my d*ck taste?”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Wait!” I cried. “The coffee! Ugh.” I groaned, slumping back in the seat. “What the fuck did you do to my coffee?” I really fucking wanted to drink it. My laptop chimed again. Unknown: I came in it :)”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“If the Renaissance wasn’t significant, why are we still talking about it?” He shrugged as if it were completely obvious.

"I don’t know. If it’s 90 degrees out, why are you wearing a flannel?" He cocked an eyebrow at me, apparently unaware of the answer. Not a problem. I could elaborate. “Because people are stupid.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“It’s too cold in this library yet too hot outside, and I’ve been made project partners with a f/cking minotaur. So, my day is not going very well, thanks for asking.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“I’m very eager to be anywhere but here and now.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“He just worries, and sometimes he gets overwhelmed. He carries all our weight on his shoulders and, despite my small frame, I’ll be the first to admit I’m quite heavy.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“Don’t forget that I can simply take what I am so generously offering you, Luna. If I want to f/ck you, understand that I will. If I want you to c/me for me, understand that you will.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Fuck you?” He leaned down, bringing his face closer to mine. “I am going to own you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“My beautiful, sweet gift. I am forever lost in you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Don’t you love knowing it’s me, Juni? All this time acting like you couldn’t stand me, and now look at you. Such a good girl for me.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Universe, God, Serj Tankian, the powers that be, whoever you are, please don’t make me reject a kiss from this woman.”
― Ali Hidalgo, That Infuriating Feeling