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Bye Baby
Bye Baby is out today!!!
Donnie King my awful assassin.
Elliot Austin my teasing terror.
Description:
Donnie King.
Ruthless, sexy and assassin extraordinaire.
Or at least he used to be.
Now, Donnie’s washed up, drinking himself into unconsciousness night after night. He needs one more hit, one more chance to prove himself, to reclaim some dignity.
Enter Elliot Austin, the blue-eyed, blond.
An easy kill, or he should’ve been.
Donnie botches the hit and wakes up tied to a chair with a knife pressed to his jugular. He waits for Elliot to finish him off, but his young mark does something unexpected.
He kisses Donnie, then speaks over his shoulder as he leaves.
“Bye Baby.”
Humiliated, Donnie vows to end Elliot, but killing him is anything but easy.
He’s gifted at getting away, and is always one step ahead.
He teases, and humiliates, and drives Donnie crazy.
It’s an addicting game of cat and mouse that forces Donnie to climb out of the gutter, and get himself into shape.
Donnie wants Elliot dead, but he might just want him alive that little bit more...
Happy Reading!
Louise <3
https://www.amazon.com/Bye-Baby-louis...
Donnie King my awful assassin.
Elliot Austin my teasing terror.
Description:
Donnie King.
Ruthless, sexy and assassin extraordinaire.
Or at least he used to be.
Now, Donnie’s washed up, drinking himself into unconsciousness night after night. He needs one more hit, one more chance to prove himself, to reclaim some dignity.
Enter Elliot Austin, the blue-eyed, blond.
An easy kill, or he should’ve been.
Donnie botches the hit and wakes up tied to a chair with a knife pressed to his jugular. He waits for Elliot to finish him off, but his young mark does something unexpected.
He kisses Donnie, then speaks over his shoulder as he leaves.
“Bye Baby.”
Humiliated, Donnie vows to end Elliot, but killing him is anything but easy.
He’s gifted at getting away, and is always one step ahead.
He teases, and humiliates, and drives Donnie crazy.
It’s an addicting game of cat and mouse that forces Donnie to climb out of the gutter, and get himself into shape.
Donnie wants Elliot dead, but he might just want him alive that little bit more...
Happy Reading!
Louise <3
https://www.amazon.com/Bye-Baby-louis...
So Pathetic/Flowershop assassins 2
So Pathetic is out now!
The second book in the Flowershop Assassins series!
(Ranger's book is still to come)
Today is a great, yet nerve-wracking, day.
It's release day!
And what a relief it is to type that!
So Pathetic is here.
Yates is back, and he's still grumpy about his flowers, and even grumpier that he's going soft for tragic case Dylan. (Not that kind of soft, if anything, he wishes that was soft.)
Yates Anderson
Ex-military strategist, part-time assassin, and full-time flowershop owner is one hundred percent focused on finding his elusive mark, Mr Stevenson.
He has not gotten distracted by the young man who wandered into his shop and asked to die. He has not taken it upon himself to look out for this tragic case, and he wants nothing more than Dylan to stop lingering around his shop like a bad smell.
Except, he doesn’t smell bad, he smells like strawberries, and with each encounter, Yates wants to add cream to that equation. His big watering eyes and twitching eyebrows do things to Yates, dirty things. Dylan is pathetic, so pathetic, but what does that make Yates?
He craves pathetic, longs for it in his bed, and once it’s there, he’s not sure he wants to kick it out the next morning. He doesn’t do caring or emotions. He’s heartless, robotic, yet he’s falling for Dylan.
Dylan knows (or doesn’t) just how to play his one last remaining heartstring, and maybe, just maybe, Yates doesn’t want the lonely, cold existence he claims.
Maybe, just maybe, he wants Dylan to be his.
And maybe, just maybe, that one remaining heartstring is going to break…
Amazon.com: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09...
Amazon.co.uk: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
Happy Reading!
Louise <3
The second book in the Flowershop Assassins series!
(Ranger's book is still to come)
Today is a great, yet nerve-wracking, day.
It's release day!
And what a relief it is to type that!
So Pathetic is here.
Yates is back, and he's still grumpy about his flowers, and even grumpier that he's going soft for tragic case Dylan. (Not that kind of soft, if anything, he wishes that was soft.)
Yates Anderson
Ex-military strategist, part-time assassin, and full-time flowershop owner is one hundred percent focused on finding his elusive mark, Mr Stevenson.
He has not gotten distracted by the young man who wandered into his shop and asked to die. He has not taken it upon himself to look out for this tragic case, and he wants nothing more than Dylan to stop lingering around his shop like a bad smell.
Except, he doesn’t smell bad, he smells like strawberries, and with each encounter, Yates wants to add cream to that equation. His big watering eyes and twitching eyebrows do things to Yates, dirty things. Dylan is pathetic, so pathetic, but what does that make Yates?
He craves pathetic, longs for it in his bed, and once it’s there, he’s not sure he wants to kick it out the next morning. He doesn’t do caring or emotions. He’s heartless, robotic, yet he’s falling for Dylan.
Dylan knows (or doesn’t) just how to play his one last remaining heartstring, and maybe, just maybe, Yates doesn’t want the lonely, cold existence he claims.
Maybe, just maybe, he wants Dylan to be his.
And maybe, just maybe, that one remaining heartstring is going to break…
Amazon.com: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09...
Amazon.co.uk: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
Happy Reading!
Louise <3
BYE BABY'S BIRTHDAY!
It's BYE BABY's second birthday and to celebrate I've got a free short story set in the Flowershop Assassins world.
The Viper
It's a 8000 word prequel to Bye Baby and you can get it here:
https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1ko0wxsbto
Happy reading!
Louise <3
The Viper
It's a 8000 word prequel to Bye Baby and you can get it here:
https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1ko0wxsbto
Happy reading!
Louise <3
