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Bing Fraser

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An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

Always start with a joke...

My name is Bing Fraser, and I have a travelling problem. An addiction of sorts that has spawned the literary disgrace known as "Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel."

This book covers my worldly misadventures, which have seen me arrested, held at gunpoint, lose my teeth, suffer a schizophrenic episode, crack my skull open (with the ensuing concussion lasting the better half of two years), get robbed more times than one could fathom, and greet death so many times, the Reaper is on my Christmas card list.

"Unprotected Treks" is the first of what will be a series of 107 books. So, strap yourselves in and come
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The Right Accommodation

Choosing accommodation while travelling is a lot like picking a vehicle in Mario Kart. Unless you have the game’s cheat codes (Daddy’s money), you have to be willing to make a few concessions in your attempts to maximise performance. Except, instead of the metrics of ‘Acceleration,’ ‘Top Speed,’ ‘Weight,’ ‘Handling’ and ‘Traction,’ you have the hostel’s ‘Cost,’ ‘Location,’ ‘Accommodation Type,’ ‘B

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“I just slumped over, staring at my splooge drooling down the inside of the bowl—it was a pretty accurate representation of my life.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“To say I was in a bad way would be like saying Hitler was a slight inconvenience to the Jewish race.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Tickle me bum and call me Sandra”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit. The only thing I can do is write about the shit that excites me; the shit that gets me hard... Don’t be niggardly with your emotions. Just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.”
Hank Moody

“I just slumped over, staring at my splooge drooling down the inside of the bowl—it was a pretty accurate representation of my life.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Travel insurance is the abortion of the travelling world: it’s inconvenient, it’s expensive, and it’s spitting in the face of God’s divine plan for us.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“To say I was in a bad way would be like saying Hitler was a slight inconvenience to the Jewish race.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Everything I touched seemed to be cursed—the next person who came in contact with that sunbed probably contracted HIV and died of a stubbed toe.”
Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

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