Alex Watts
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Amersham, The United Kingdom
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“Merry Christmas,” said Salt. “Happy Christmas,” said Pepper. Seasonings greetings...”
― World's Best Food Jokes
― World's Best Food Jokes
“A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One spring morning, they woke up, and the father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around at the sunshine and flowers. “Mother Mole!” he called back down the hole. “Come up here! I can smell honey, freshly-made honey!” Mother Mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. “That’s not honey,” she says, “that’s maple syrup! I can smell maple syrup!” The baby mole is still stuck down in the hole, sulking. “I can’t smell anything down here but molasses...”
― World's Best Food Jokes
― World's Best Food Jokes







