Phillip Jennings's Blog
February 27, 2010
Okay, no bastards
Okay, I realize that most of you aren't liberal bastards. Maybe none of you. I was just trying to be provocative and my wife (Deborah the Snake) chastised me and made me apologize. I stand by the rest of the post though. I forgot she gets these messages.
She is much more civilized than me.
I hope you're satisfied I was called out.
PEJ
She is much more civilized than me.
I hope you're satisfied I was called out.
PEJ
Cowardly Pagans
Hey, I have a reasonable request: Will one of you liberal bastards read my new book (The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Vietnam War) and comment on it? Why do you think I go to the trouble of writing this crap? To correspond with other conservatives? It is to laugh. Let me give you some reasons to read it. It says that about one percent (I'm being generous) of the anti-war protesters had a clue as to what they were protesting. (Except for those who had a direct line to KGB Chairman Andropov who said that the anti-Vietnam war propaganda they created was their greatest success against America). THOSE folks knew what/why they were protesting--America kicking the crap out of their Vietnamese lackeys.
And for those of you who like to crow about the U.S. 'losing' the war, please explain that to me with some kind of date and place. You do know what losing a war means don't you? Learn how Nixon was the only president with the guts to actually win the war. And how Kissinger was easily the greatest politician/statesman of the past fifty years. Better cook up a vat of that vitriol to pour over the wall. My Marine buddies and I are planning a good old fashioned book-burnin' of the school curriculum/textbooks who teach rot about the Vietnam War.
I was in Vietnam a couple of weeks ago (I'm not going to be allowed back. The Commies still can't take a joke). I didn't shoot anyone this time.It still looked like Vietnam. The folks were friendly and love Americans. Go figure.
cheers
PEJ
Yes, I had to lay the wood to old Jane Fonda. But I did it in the most gentlemanly way I knew--I just quoted her. Nothing I could make up would be more inane and clueless.
And for those of you who like to crow about the U.S. 'losing' the war, please explain that to me with some kind of date and place. You do know what losing a war means don't you? Learn how Nixon was the only president with the guts to actually win the war. And how Kissinger was easily the greatest politician/statesman of the past fifty years. Better cook up a vat of that vitriol to pour over the wall. My Marine buddies and I are planning a good old fashioned book-burnin' of the school curriculum/textbooks who teach rot about the Vietnam War.
I was in Vietnam a couple of weeks ago (I'm not going to be allowed back. The Commies still can't take a joke). I didn't shoot anyone this time.It still looked like Vietnam. The folks were friendly and love Americans. Go figure.
cheers
PEJ
Yes, I had to lay the wood to old Jane Fonda. But I did it in the most gentlemanly way I knew--I just quoted her. Nothing I could make up would be more inane and clueless.
January 17, 2010
BRMB's Vagina is not a Clown Car
The title of my next book if BRMB will sign the release. The book I reported finished (the Politically Incorrect Guide to the Vietnam War) in November was finally sent to the printer last Friday, Dec the whatever it was. Never again will I contract to write non-fiction. You have to find other references to back up your fabrications and put little numbers by them. Hated it. Out February 23rd, also celebrating the last day any liberal will ever speak to me without using the term Rotten Bastard. The opportunity to produce apoplexy makes it all worth while.
Some thoughts: We need to knock off this Muslim bashing. If they get cranky.....well. The Islamic travelers are guests and have every right to mosey through the airports like the rest of us. I've introduced legislation that would actually give them priority screening and boarding privileges. No reason they should stand in line behind some idiot grandma that can't get her shoes off or some nursing mother with a bag of baby crap trying to go through the metal detector. Nope, right up to the front of the line, special treatment including private 'travel plan discussion' room with guards to protect them from rednecks and right wing nuts. Free copies of the Koran and clean underwear available to all with radical Islamic activity leanings. And no need to prove anything, got a middle east passport--front of the line. Maybe if we start treating those folks kindly, the airport experience will improve for all of us.
By the way, shoe screening has proven to be 100% effective. The chances of a shoe bomb are one in a hundred trillion, which coincides with the chances of ever doing away with the TSA.
Anyway, just thought I would say hello to all my friends on GR. I think I have two. Off to Montana to write next book. The last in the Jack and Gearheardt series. I know you all are bating your breath as I type. (Is is still typing if you aren't using a typewriter?)
cheers
PEJ
Before I waste money to see Avatar, can some one tell me if its as crappy as Titanic? One of the worst films of all time.
Some thoughts: We need to knock off this Muslim bashing. If they get cranky.....well. The Islamic travelers are guests and have every right to mosey through the airports like the rest of us. I've introduced legislation that would actually give them priority screening and boarding privileges. No reason they should stand in line behind some idiot grandma that can't get her shoes off or some nursing mother with a bag of baby crap trying to go through the metal detector. Nope, right up to the front of the line, special treatment including private 'travel plan discussion' room with guards to protect them from rednecks and right wing nuts. Free copies of the Koran and clean underwear available to all with radical Islamic activity leanings. And no need to prove anything, got a middle east passport--front of the line. Maybe if we start treating those folks kindly, the airport experience will improve for all of us.
By the way, shoe screening has proven to be 100% effective. The chances of a shoe bomb are one in a hundred trillion, which coincides with the chances of ever doing away with the TSA.
Anyway, just thought I would say hello to all my friends on GR. I think I have two. Off to Montana to write next book. The last in the Jack and Gearheardt series. I know you all are bating your breath as I type. (Is is still typing if you aren't using a typewriter?)
cheers
PEJ
Before I waste money to see Avatar, can some one tell me if its as crappy as Titanic? One of the worst films of all time.
