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Elissa Eaton
Goodreads Author
Born
in Beverly Hills, The United States
Genre
Influences
Member Since
September 2011
You will laugh, be titilated and learn a thing or two!
October 1, 2012
By P.A.M.
Amazon Review
I just got done reading this book and what a book it is! It has all the makings of block buster movie in 3D! It's easy to read, entertaining and a great way to free the mind from a stressful day. Move over Jackie Collins. Eaton takes you on a journey that blurs the boundaries between reality and fantasy as you look forward to the next page. Hold on tight and en Read more of this blog post »
By P.A.M.
Amazon Review
I just got done reading this book and what a book it is! It has all the makings of block buster movie in 3D! It's easy to read, entertaining and a great way to free the mind from a stressful day. Move over Jackie Collins. Eaton takes you on a journey that blurs the boundaries between reality and fantasy as you look forward to the next page. Hold on tight and en Read more of this blog post »
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Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
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2011
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“The Hermit
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people
Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?
Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate
The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank
The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis
Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse
Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine
The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair”
― Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people
Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?
Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate
The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank
The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis
Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse
Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine
The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair”
― Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
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“The Hermit
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people
Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?
Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate
The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank
The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis
Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse
Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine
The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair”
― Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people
Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?
Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate
The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank
The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis
Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse
Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine
The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair”
― Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam
“Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
― Enough Rope
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
― Enough Rope
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
― You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker
― You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker
“But there are things that happen between a man and a woman in the dark -- that sort of make everything else seem -- unimportant.”
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lOvE mE,, hAtE mE i DoN't CaRe
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Jan 02, 2013 11:56AM
How nice of you to say so. Thank you, Elissa http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/57... Happy new year to us all!
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Hey Elissa...Thanks for accepting my friend request.
