Dave Hill's Blog

Hey, it’s Dave again. I wanted to tell you that on February 11, 2026, I am taping a brand new comedy special at the Bell House in Brooklyn and I totally want you to come. Directed by my buddy Tom Papa, this show is an updated version of my critically-acclaimed (Thanks, dad!) Off-Broadway Caveman in a Spaceship show with a twist, some tweaks, and at least one toilet paper gun. There is also an animatronic dragon. I will tell jokes and stories, sing some songs, rip some sweet guitar solos, do som...

Hi. It’s Dave. You might remember me from previous posts. Anyway, I am extremely excited to tell you that I will opening for the mighty Puscifer on their upcoming Normal Isn’t North American tour this spring! There are 32 shows so I am going to really need to take my vitamins and do lots of stretches. Please come to all the shows!

Your man,
Dave Hill

Hi. It’s me, Dave again. I was in London, the popular English city, recently and had the chance to sit down with my good buddy Rich Fulcher and be a guest on his Talkbox podcast. We talked about brooches, massages, and everything in between. You can watch the whole thing above. Or, if you would rather just hear us and not look at us, you can listen on one of the futuristic streaming services out there today.

Your man,
Dave Hill

Hi. It’s Dave again to tell you that I got a bunch of public displays of the one-man asskicking machine, which is to say shows, coming up this fall. Some are headlining shows and some are opening for my close personal friends Bill Murray and His Blood Brothers. Either way, you can’t lose- a night of gravity-defying entertainment is in store for you. You might even run into me outside the restrooms or at the 7-Eleven down the street. Tickets are available on my Live page, so go get ’em (which is...

Hi. It’s Dave from Before. I got a bunch of shows coming up. Most of them are headlining but also doing a bunch opening for my buddies Bill Murray and His Blood Brothers. If I’m within 1000 miles of your house, but you better come on out! Full details on my shows page. Get on it!

Your man,
Dave Hill

Hi. It’s Dave from before and I am excited to tell you that my debut comic book series Dark Regards, in case I haven’t mentioned it, is out NOW! Well, issues 1-3 are out now and there is one more to go. Dark Regards is based on the story behind the original Black Metal Dialogues email exchanges from a way’s back wherein I tried to get signed to a Norewegian black metal record label with my fictitious band Witch Taint and things spun out of control. Dark Regards is written and created by me and ...

Oh, hey, it’s Dave from before, here to tell you that my glorious Off-Broadway show Caveman in a Spaceship is BACK for four magical nights only Apri 15, 22, and 29 and May 6 at Le Poisson Rouge in New York City. Directed by my buddy Tom Papa and produced by Westbeth Entertainment, this new iteration is even Cavemanier and even Spaceshipier than ever, with more jokes, stories, face-melting guitar solos, sweet BMX tricks, ill-advised feats of strength, and weirdly affordable yet also ill-advised ...

Oh hey. It’s Dave again. Yes, still from before. Anyway, some of you may remember my incredible “Crime Blotter” segment from my WFMU radio show. Well, I have brought it back as its very own podcast. The Crime Blotter is the greatest true crime podcast of all-time that focuses on so-called “lesser crimes” that just so happened to have taken place in Northeast Ohio, where I am from. As if all of that is not enough, each episode clocks in around fifteen minutes, perfect for your on-the-go lifestyl...

Oh hey, it’s Dave. From before. As some of you may already know, I am co-hosting an incredible new guitar-based podcast called Axe Lords with my pals Tom Beaujour and Cindy Hulej. If you like the fact that guitars even exist, it is the best podcast basically. Anyway, our latest episode features metal god Kerry King. Yes, the guy from Slayer. Duh. I don’t know what else I have to tell you other than to go listen and subscribe immediately or I will be seriously irritated. You can do that right he...

Hi. It’s Dave. From before. I am excited to the point of medical concern to let you know that I’ve started a Patreon page as a means to share incredible extra stuff with you and also hopefully earn a little extra cash to keep my sweet pup Luci in dog treats. My Patreon page will feature weekly Q&A podcasts where I answer any and all questions about music, comedy, haircare, BMX, guitar, hockey, life advice, and basically anything else you wanna ask me! I’ll also post scorching hot monthly music ...