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Hey Kids! We started a podcast! Wait lang we can explain. Basta nangyari na lang like everything else in this world. Ito ang dahilan kung bakit di ako nakakapagpost dito sa blog lately. This is all Gideon's idea so siya ang mananagot LOL. On a serious note, medyo matagal ko na rin naiimagine paano kaya feeling magkaroon ng podcast? So the day Gideon brought this idea up, go na agad.

So after a few (or one) brainstorming sessions we came up with Creepsilog! Creepypasta with Pinoy flavor? Pwede....

Remember back in 2016 noong nagpost ako ng review (“review” LOL) ng X-Men Apocalypse tapos may mga nagalit sa akin at ininsulto pa ako so sabi ko “I don’t even get paid to do this shit so I don’t have to take shit from people who don’t even have a single fiber of creative shit in them and have not put any shit online but are super quick to judge other people’s shit so enough of this shit I will NEVER do this again”? Well, here’s another X-Men movie and here we are again.

Yup Jean I feel your p...

Good evening Kids! Wow may weekly post, is this 2010? Gayunpaman guess what: the world is full of paandar people. Hindi nyo ba napapansin? OK siguro not so much the world, but Facebook definitely. For sure, noon pa man ay marami nang mga paandar na tao, nagsilabasan lang sila nang maimbento ang Facebook.

At kung maraming paandar sa Facebook, marami ring pakialamerong walang magawang maayos sa oras nila: me! Isang pares ng mapanghusgang mata na akala mo naman perfect.

Umpisahan natin sa real-lif...

One day on my way home with my obesemate (obese officemate - 300+ lbs) pumara kami ng taxi and it so happened na yung nasakyan namin na matandang driver ay medyo agitated like sinigawan nya kami na bilisan daw naming sumakay at may nanghuhuli daw kung saan kami sumakay (wala naman) and magdagdag kami ng 50 dahil matraffic sa EDSA. Dahil gusto na naming makauwi at mabigat pa ang mga dala namin (pareho kaming mataba hihi) pumatol na kami.

So habang nasa taxi pinagkwentuhan namin ni obesemate ang...

Hi!
May mga kwentong mapapamura ka pero light lang naman.
Mga istoryang masarap simulan kahit wala naman talagang katapusan.
Mga karanasang mahirap malimutan, kahit narinig mo lang rin naman.

Mga Kwentong Kingina Season 1 Episode 1

Sabeee ng intro ineffortan...

Syempre puro totoong pangyayari lang guyst. Walang imbento walang drama walang alarm walang anything. Walang plot, character development, conflict and resolution. At lalong walang closure guyst. Kung ano lang ang nangyari, yun lang. Tam...

Oh hey Kids, Merry Christmas! Or if you don't celebrate, Happy random Tuesday! Bilang Katoliko pakiramdam ko Christmas is in my DNA, para bang ito lang ang pinakahihintay kong panahon bawat taon hanggang mamatay ako. Totoong it's the most wonderful time of the year. I think dahil parang lahat ng tao, laid back? Alam mo yun? Parang lahat ng tao friends kahit hindi naman? Kahit yung mga nabibwisit sa akin, toned down din ang pagkabwisit nila? Tapos ang mga tao puro aligaga sa mga small things n...

Hey Kids! I'm back. Tell a friend... So today it's movie time and we're discussing an important classic na (baka/sana) hindi nyo pa napanood. Ito ay ginawa ni Carlos Siguion-Reyna at pinagbibidahan ni Maricel Soriano, Snooky Serna, Tirso Cruz III, at Eric Quizon, etc. Ang pamagat ay very subtle, it leaves room for interpretation, sobra as in mapapaisip ka feel good movie ba to???

Now watching Tatlong Taong Walang Juice— Glentot (@theglentot) June 3, 2018

Okay so recently may napanood ako sa Netflix, isang brutal na pelikulang pinamagatang Revenge. Tungkol ito sa babaeng ginahasa and tinangkang patayin, ngunit hindi sya mamatay-matay at naghiganti sya nang wagas. Sobrang daming harsh scenes that made me squirm (arte lang) like may natusok ng kahoy sa tiyan, may nakatapak ng bubog, may lumabas na bituka ganyan ETC so after mapanood ito naghanap ako ng feel good romantic...

Over the years, themes of duality have been explored and exploited in film and TV. ABS-CBN’s early 2018 offering, Sana Dalawa Ang Puso, is its latest endeavor to go down this familiar path. Not to be instantly judged as a misstep though, because every generation seems to give birth to an iconic duo - bitter rivalries between polar opposites, tragedy-stricken twins separated at birth, archetypes of good and evil caught in everlasting battles – they sometimes end up becoming the pairs that defi...

My favorite weekly pastime, next to sitting at Gongcha while quietly judging people, is checking my blog's stats, especially ang Keywords Analysis, wherein (naks magamit lang) ang mga taong nagsearch sa Google, let's say for example "most inspiring and heartwarming wholesome blog" at sa blog ko naligaw, makikita ko ang keywords na "most inspiring and heartwarming wholesome blog" sa stats. Ang saya di ba? Salamat Statcounter.

Of course there's always a way to turn this productive, useful featur...