In this video, Famous Author Mykle Hansen, author of Help! A Bear is Eating Me! and The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere, reads from his latest novel, The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living.

I'm not quite clear on what this means. This story touches on a number of things: feminism, revisionist history, a merging of evolution with creationism, the Genesis story, and, of course, eating people. As Ms. Streisand said, people who eat people are...