Okay, so… now that my sty is gone and I'm back to my modelly self (I graduated from Barbizon, okay? STEP OFF) I can concentrate on the task at hand: picking my cellphone zit, rattling my antipsychotic medication like a maraca to scare my cat, and recommending a book to my razzle-dazzle readerazzi: which (duh!) means you.

And the faun who lives in my closet.

Book Recommendation Number One:

STARRING SALLY J. FREEDMAN AS HERSELF, by Judy Blume

I seriously must have read this book eight billion times. I