As we all know, the rapture is occurring this Saturday at 6:00 p.m., so it is very important to make sure you are saved by then. If you aren't saved, you won't have the opportunity to play these awesome jokes on the unsaved. If you haven't been born again yet, do it now. If you already have been, do it again. Make peace with your god and have a couple backup gods in place. Once things are square with the man, go out and do some practical jokes.

However, don't forget preparation. Before you go ...