This has nothing to do with writing, but it's so funny I had to post it.

As an insurance agent I call on our local health department which is located in the basement of a hospital. Before attending a meeting a few days ago I stopped in the restroom. I was in the stall when the door opened. In broken English I heard a woman say, "I wait for your pee-pee." Evidently they also do drug screenings. I replied, "I'll be out in a minute." The woman, very sheepishly said, "Oh." I heard the door slam and, upon finishing, I walked into the hall, but the woman was nowhere to be seen.

I've heard of fans collecting strange items from stars before, but I didn't know I was that famous.