A TELUS mobile poster recently caught my eye.  It was a simple subway ad asking the question, "How do you break up?"  Here were my options, according to Telus: "Text, email, call, messenger?"   Then at the bottom, without any trace of irony: "Telus. The future is friendly."

Apparently, not friendly enough.  Call me old-fashioned, but what happened to breaking up in person?  I mean, it's great that Facebook gives me an update whenever "So-and-so is no longer in a relationship with so-and-so,...