It’s obvious to everyone that Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has been a spectacular success.  Look at his rallies – tremendous crowds, they all love him.  Everything he says is headline news.  No one, including himself, can take their eyes off him.  He’s the most amazingly popular candidate in human history, you can just smell it in the air.  Yet there’s a malicious rumor circulating on the internet, and it’s been picked up by the liberal media elite and blared like tuba music across the liberal airwaves.  Supposedly, somehow, Trump is allegedly behind in some kind of “polls.”

There’s only one possible explanation: massive poll fraud.

The polls are rigged, there’s no doubt about it.  You can’t go to a Trump rally, overflowing some stadium, with a sea of people united in the conviction that this is the man who will make our country great again, and not walk away without a shred of doubt that indeed he will be the next President of the United States.  The depth of certainty inside each and every Trump supporter is worth a dozen random calls to a sampling of potential voters.  Whoever is responding to these polls obviously doesn’t have a clue what this election is all about.

Internal polling by the Trump organization, based on in-person interviews with a representative cross-section of the American public at Trump campaign events, shows Mr. Trump with an insurmountable lead.  Indeed, many of those polled believe prison with hard labor would be too good for Crooked Hillary.  Surveys filled out by visitors to the Trump for President website confirm the same common sense conclusion.  Gangs of Trump supporters report the same results derived from informal straw polls taken at a wide variety of drinking establishments.  The truth is apparent to anyone willing to examine the hard cold facts.

Yet the leftist media elite is fixated on the story that some unidentified “polls” suggest the next President, Mr. Trump, is under water among potential voters.  They claim that phenomenon is showing up in national polls, and is also the case in carefully selected places they choose to describe as battleground states.  When they’re asked to identify which polls, they say all of them.  They can’t name a single one.

Some left-wing gurus like Nate Silver try to get around the facts by aggregating the data from multiple polls, as if taking an average is the way to find out what’s really going on.  Mr. Silver, of course, has an agenda.  This is the same guy who predicted in the last two elections that Barack Obama would win.  Pretty clear which team he’s cheering for.  Adding together a bunch of crappy polls and dividing by three doesn’t make him right.  That’s the same Rotten Tomatoes formula that tried to convince America that Suicide Squad was a lousy movie.

The corrupt Democrats taking these polls probably aren’t even actually communicating with real people, maybe just calling each other and saying “What do you think?”  If they do make contact with actual voters, they must be calling the same reliable liars again and again.  Poll responders that give the answers they’re looking for are taking calls five times, ten times.  If the crooked pollsters accidentally get a Trump voter, they probably hang up fast.  This is poll fraud on a massive scale, to support the myth that Donald Trump could possibly be behind when he’s not.

This is the man, after all, who performed superbly in the polls throughout the Republican primaries.  Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, they hardly dared look at the polls.  The Trump leads then were massive, no problem there.  That was back when polls meant something, back when an honest candidate could occasionally make reference to his lead in the polls, secure in the assurance that he was simply conveying the candid facts to an adoring public.

To prevent the rigged system of poll fraud that has arisen since the Republican Convention from infecting the electorate and deceptively cooling the Trump fever that is sweeping the entire nation, we must immediately institute a system for verifying the legitimacy of any future poll results.  Go to the Trump website and volunteer to be an impartial Trump Poll Observer.  Only polls conducted under the direct scrutiny of TP Observers, including intervention where necessary to make sure alleged respondents are actual citizens who know what greatness means in America and to keep pipsqueak pollsters from getting out of line, will be recognized as reliable indicators of the national attitude.

Those volunteering to be Trump Poll Observers will also make a voluntary financial contribution to the Trump campaign.