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I wrote a review-essay thing about PERSON/A by Elizabeth Ellen, which is the most interesting, complicated book to come out in a long long time.
I did the Tiny Spills interview at the magical Cosmonauts Avenue
I had a “prose poem” (?) up at Tyrant
Christopher Higgs did a really mind-blowing review thing of Witch Hunt at the newly resurrected HTMLGIANT
I interviewed Chloe Caldwell and April Ayers Lawson (both amazing books)

ALSO! Scott McClanahan’s THE SARAH BOOK will be out in June. You can pre-order it now. Apparently you can also pre-order it from Target. Here is an excerpt. 

In other news, I am very excited to announce that I am going on Accutane in two weeks. You have to pass two pregnancy tests before they let you take it because of the likelihood of a deformed baby. You also have to take monthly quizzes on birth control. I learned in my educational pamphlet that some people believe: you can’t get pregnant if you don’t orgasm (meaning the woman doesn’t orgasm), and you can’t get pregnant if you don’t move, because ‘sexually active’ is apparently taken literally, i.e. if you aren’t physically active during sex you won’t get pregnant. So basically only slutty sluts who like sex get pregnant. Anyway, I’m super excited to have flaky dry skin and chapped-to-hell lips, after a lifetime of being a greasy zitball. 

Lately I have been considering purchasing a wind chime, which makes me concerned for myself.