For more than 3 days straight, Crystal pondered her existence as the trailer park bike before deciding there was nothing that could be done. #
Esme pined for Tomas hard and fast when he was away, missing every molecule of his being, but loathed every single millisecond he was home. #
Lydia so annoyed her co-workers that they secretly poisoned her morning tea with water from the turtle tank hoping she would get salmonella. #

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