I'm pretty much given the option of this or his anus when it comes to my mouse. If he's not disturbing the mouse, he's trying to fit 14lbs of ginger fabulousness in my tiny lap that can't hold all of him. It generally results in him half on my lap, half on the keyboard inserting gibberish. Or, he'll come at me from the side and I have to type with my arm over his head or he bites me.

BUT HE'S MINE AND I LOVE HIM, DAMNIT