Welcome to the Dark Side by Giana Darling

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


I was wondering if I could ask you a question, and it’s kinda personal so feel free to pass. But since you’re still reading I’m assuming you’ve given me the go ahead so I’m just gonna pull up my big girl panties and say it…

I’ve lost my ovaries. Have you seen them?

They were last spotted at the start of Welcome to the Dark Side (The Fallen Men, #2), but have gone missing since then. Pretty sure it was sometime after Zeus Garro was introduced, so I’m blaming him. You know the guy, tall, built like a mountain, capable of killing men with his bare hands or bringing a woman to orgasm with the twitch of his lips. He’s the one with a dirty mouth, kind heart, and body of a Viking. Yeah, that guy.

No?

Hmm, maybe Lou has seen them. After all, she’s partly to blame for those pesky internal organs skipping out on me. If she hadn’t formed an unbreakable bond with her Guardian Monster all those years ago, none of this would have happened. Who would have thought strong willed, compassionate, and intelligent women sent Zeus into a sexual frenzy? Not me, that’s for sure.

You know what? Maybe Giana Darling has seen them. She’s the mastermind behind the whole series, the one who’s responsible for melting Kindles around the globe. Heck, it’s her fault sleep deprived devotees are scrambling for coffee injections to get them through their day after binge reading well into the night. This book is addictive, damn it. It needs to come with a warning label. Something like, YOUR OVARIES WILL GO MIA, or THIS READING DEVICE MIGHT SPONTANOUSLY COMBUST needs to be stamped on the front cover.

Yeah, maybe I’ll ask her.




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