The Taming of the Pansy excerpt
Coming 12.15.18
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J21RPFN
They all looked up as Tony and the unnamed, suited man reentered the room. Tony put his phone on the table and sat down. The suited man sat in the spot beside him.
“Damned women's rights people. Don't say that, don't do that, we were given equal treatment decades ago, don't wave your dick around at interviews.” Tony laughed. “No one treats women better than I do. Ellen! Beer!”
“Yes, dear,” was the reply from the kitchen.
“Just ask my wife.” Tony started shoveling food onto his plate. “She'll tell you.”
Ellen slipped into the room, sat a beer down in front of Tony, and disappeared before anyone could reply.
Tony nodded at the swinging door. “See.”
“Uh, Dad.” Tim leaned forward and put his elbows on the table. “Wesley is going on a date tomorrow, can I get out of the house, too?”
Tony's eyes widened. “Hell, yeah, boy. You can do whatever you want as long as the bastard is out of the house. Get out there and grab life by the tits!”
“Dad, that's a bit...Trump.”
“Then rape it to death with a bayonet and drag it down the street in victory!”
“And that's too Clinton.”
Tony slammed his fist down on the table, making everyone jump. “Dammit, boy! Get in line with the two party, Capitalist system! Democracy is for Communists!” His phone beeped again. He grabbed it and stood up. “Let's see what pussy ass rights group is bitching now.”
Tony and the suited man left the room again.
Tim turned to Ava and they stared into each others eyes for a moment before he spoke. “Tomorrow then?”
Ava giggled and blushed. “Just let me know when.”
Tim nodded and gave her a thumbs up.
Wesley looked at Jennifer. “We getting drunk tomorrow?”
Jennifer picked at a finger nail. “Well, I don't...”
Ava kicked her leg under the table.
“Sure.” Jennifer sneered at Wesley. “Or at least you are.”
Tony and the suited man reentered and sat back down.
“Well, the lawsuit over me jerking off in front of the maid is finally settled.” Tony took a drink of beer. “It'll be cheaper to hire a hooker for it next time.”
Everyone, including the unnamed suited man, looked at their plates and started eating without another word.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J21RPFN
They all looked up as Tony and the unnamed, suited man reentered the room. Tony put his phone on the table and sat down. The suited man sat in the spot beside him.
“Damned women's rights people. Don't say that, don't do that, we were given equal treatment decades ago, don't wave your dick around at interviews.” Tony laughed. “No one treats women better than I do. Ellen! Beer!”
“Yes, dear,” was the reply from the kitchen.
“Just ask my wife.” Tony started shoveling food onto his plate. “She'll tell you.”
Ellen slipped into the room, sat a beer down in front of Tony, and disappeared before anyone could reply.
Tony nodded at the swinging door. “See.”
“Uh, Dad.” Tim leaned forward and put his elbows on the table. “Wesley is going on a date tomorrow, can I get out of the house, too?”
Tony's eyes widened. “Hell, yeah, boy. You can do whatever you want as long as the bastard is out of the house. Get out there and grab life by the tits!”
“Dad, that's a bit...Trump.”
“Then rape it to death with a bayonet and drag it down the street in victory!”
“And that's too Clinton.”
Tony slammed his fist down on the table, making everyone jump. “Dammit, boy! Get in line with the two party, Capitalist system! Democracy is for Communists!” His phone beeped again. He grabbed it and stood up. “Let's see what pussy ass rights group is bitching now.”
Tony and the suited man left the room again.
Tim turned to Ava and they stared into each others eyes for a moment before he spoke. “Tomorrow then?”
Ava giggled and blushed. “Just let me know when.”
Tim nodded and gave her a thumbs up.
Wesley looked at Jennifer. “We getting drunk tomorrow?”
Jennifer picked at a finger nail. “Well, I don't...”
Ava kicked her leg under the table.
“Sure.” Jennifer sneered at Wesley. “Or at least you are.”
Tony and the suited man reentered and sat back down.
“Well, the lawsuit over me jerking off in front of the maid is finally settled.” Tony took a drink of beer. “It'll be cheaper to hire a hooker for it next time.”
Everyone, including the unnamed suited man, looked at their plates and started eating without another word.
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