No, it's not a call to release the book from prison. Smashwords is having its end-of-year sale, and Softlife is available for free! The sale ends January 1, and the ebook will soon be returning to its normal price of $2.99. This is your chance to grab a late Christmas present from me. Smashwords makes numerous file types available, so you can read a book from them on almost anything.

Softlife on Smashwords is at
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

The Smashwords sale is at
https://www.smashwords.com/shelves/pr...

And while you're there, have a look at the other free and reduced-price books in their sale.