Folks, if you’re like me, you’ve seen the events of the last year or so and wondered: what does all this mean for men?

It’s an important question. And it deserves an important answer from an important person. So here goes:

First, don’t rape or assault people.

This may seem strange at first. Don’t rape or assault people? Ever? But as a man in this day and age, it’s absolutely essential if you want a place at the table to not place your penis upon that table, even if your penis seems admirable...