01 January 2020, WEDNESDAY
11:51 a.m.

(Clears throat)

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you'll buy your pint cup!
and surely I'll buy mine!
And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

(Smiles)

Happy New Year one and all! I know, I know, this post is about twelve hours late, but what the hell, right? If you're reading this, that means you made it, baby. You lived to see a brand new decade. And here's to ya.