Disclosure #1:Hyperlinks may be NSFW-ish (Not Suitable For Work)Not like you care. You’re an unemployed single undergrad who loves Potter as much as Pornography.Just like me.

Disclosure #2: This post, in concurrence with my outgoing and schmaltzy self, may get emotional and personal, therefore if the plausibility of your indifference to a sappy hug of comfort from my metaphorical, literary alter-ego exists, I suggest you discontin...