SHUT UP.

Not you. I wasn't talking to you. Just to the fifty-one Silver Tongues who didn't make it to the final round of the Silmaril Awards. I mean, I will say that this year has been a relief in many respects…I haven't had incompetent henchmen making poorly-conceived attempts on my life, or nefarious villains making far more effective attempts on my life, or magnificent dragons setting my hair on fire. Nope, this year it's just…talking. Lots and lots and lots of ta–RECORD SCRATCH

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