If you keep up with this blog, you'll notice one common theme: I suck at keeping up with this blog! I have no sufficient reason why.

Here's what usually happens when I go to blog, more specifically, last week I was so intent on blogging:


Mr. Ambitious: "Hey you should write a blog post?"
Couch Potato: "what?"
Mr. Ambitious: "You heard me! How do you expect to get your name out there when your book gets published?"
Couch Potato: "Ah, Fuck you! The Killing is on!"
Mr. Ambitious: "Oh, great, go watch a show that doesn't even answer questions. Lost much?"
Couch Potato: "Shut up. You can't talk to me that way. I'm a writer."
Mr. Ambitious: "Yeah, some writer. You rewrote your novel only to never work on it again."
Couch Potato: "Hey it's only been two weeks"
Mr. Ambitious: "You're pathetic."
Couch Potato: "Shut up!"
Mr. Ambitious: "You just told yourself to shut up!"

Touche, Mr. Ambitious. After reading this faux conversation, It seems a bit psychotic. Hey who isn't? (Nothing better than self assuring justification.)

Anyway, that's all for now. I hope to add some more blog posts throughout the day. stay tuned.