Today's interview is with "Randy Andy" from the book "Wandering Towards Normal".

How did you meet Cathy? “She and I both worked for the same company. We had a few training courses together.”

What was your first impression of her? “She was definitely doable.”

Describe your relationship with her. “There’s no other way to put it: I had her on my fuck list. But that’s just my take on most women.”

And was your quest successful? (Smiles broadly.) “It may have taken me years to get there, but eventually it was.”

What do you consider your best quality? “I’m a persistent SOB.” (Laughs.)

What’s a relationship deal-breaker for you? “As the song goes, ‘Baby, Baby Don’t Get Hooked on Me’.”

What is the one thing you’d change about yourself? “I’d love to be able to sing! I can’t carry a tune in a bucket, that’s for damn sure.”

Describe yourself in three words. “Friendly, funny, and frisky.”

Any regrets? “Yeah. I finally got into her pants, then I had to leave the next day. That sucked.”

Classic Andy Quote: “Don’t tell me you’re all sophisticated and wear a bra now. That’s no fun.”