Your podcast sucks

Your podcast sucks. I'm never listening to it.

Theme music: abysmal. Intro monologue: pithy updates about your dogshit existence. An ad for MANSCAPED. That's never been done before. How original.

You cycle through the same loser guests. Miscreants with nothing better to do. No one says anything revealing or truthful. Ever.

Thumbnails are trash. The 'highlight' clips you turned into Shorts are underwhelming at best. The pod started 7 years ago. Today you have 68 subscribers on YouTube. Spotify doesn't make downloads public. Yet I'm certain your numbers are pitiful.

Who came up with the concept? Ugly thirtysomethings on a Zoom call. Making trite observations about society. With some good natured ribbing thrown in. How could you think this would be entertaining to anyone?

Why are you still bothering? I know why. You're networking in public! Playing the long game. Schmoozing with everyone in the scene. After a couple hundred more episodes things will take off. Rogan will have you on. Your Patreon will cover your rent. Maybe you could even tour......

That's the fantasy. It ain't happening. You have shit for brains. No one cares about you. You think the pod buys you credibility. It does the opposite. People are laughing at you. You're a fame-whore with no fame. Think twice before you bleat about it on socials for the umpteenth time. You're hammering a dead horse. It's not going anywhere. Let it die.

Your podcast sucks. I've listened to every second of every episode.

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Published on November 03, 2024 21:49
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