Crunching tax numbers? Crack a smile, not a frown, with these funny one-liners and jokes.

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Why are most accountants so good-looking?
They have great figures.

Why are accountants always tired after work?
Because their job is so taxing.

What’s the difference between counting and accounting?
Counting goes “one, two, three, four…” Accounting goes “ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four…”

Which Avenger pays the least taxes?
Spider-Man, because his income is all net.

“Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.” — author Margaret Mitchell