The master of comfy sprawls brings tidings and sloppy kisses.

Hello Fren! It is I, Fable, the Greatest Dane. After much wiggles and wags and parades with my stuffed giraffey, I has taken mama's letter today and done a big flop.

Can you believe it, Fren? Mama has an ouch again. 

*big sigh* It is most inconvenient for me. I wants mama to take me to the park and give me rubs with both hands, but her shoulder is the hurt and she cannot do these things. 

She says I need to stop pulling when she walks me....