Linda was rubbing cold pressed sweet almond grease over her eight month pregnant belly when she got a call. Annoyed, she ran to the kitchen where the phone was, saw that it was an unknown number and considered not picking up, as she wasn’t finished rubbing and would have to wash her hands thoroughly only to grease them again afterward, and by the time she was done the caller would have probably given up, the fat was too thick and pasty to remove easily with a napkin. When she thought of the napk...