The business guy selling used tires off a bumpy freeway is a f****** genius. If you put the word Skinny in front of any dish it tastes horrible. Angry freeway drivers are even worse once they get home. The beauty salon is full of people divorcing or finalizing custody battles and their lawyers suck. They should make Tilex for a mildewed heart. Stale bread is evil. Melted Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups taste, like, CSI sketchy. Ice cream should drip off your chin in the summer. There’s not enough salt in the world to flavor a bad job. My left hook would knock you out. People that hate cilantro are probably racist.