So,it's another hot sunny day in the middle of Spain, and here I am indoors with a computer....pretty much as I have been for the last five weeks.

My artistic talents, such as they were, had always centred round guitar & vocals, writing my own songs from time to time, then being lucky enough to tour the world for a few years in a duo. Hotels, ships, bars, ratholes.

Five weeks ago, a story popped into my head about murdering my ex wife....every man should try it! Within a month I'd typed out over twenty. I say "typed out" because they just seemed to arrive in my head ,complete. I sent them to people, they laughed.

So, just to see what it was like, I decided to put two collections on Amazon. They've been well received, but no Ferrari for me yet.

If you find your way here, feel free to try a story or two. I'll send you a sample, or Amazon & Smashwords will let you read a little to see what you think.

Hope they raise a smile or two.

Oh, and I never did manage to murder my Ex!