Couple of mine:

I was born in the house I helped my father build. When I was six I was abandoned by my parents and grew up with weasels. Billy Possum showed me how to play dead for a really long time. We buried him when he started to smell bad. man, he was good at it...

The other day I woke to find myself a new, younger man. That's when I noticed the small print at the bottom of the mirror, "Objects may be older than they appear"

What do you hope to gain by being here?

Validation, for my parking, Insight, harsh criticism and maybe a small coffee. Feedback on what types of art other people do and what inspires them, and coffee.