So, summer’s coming around the corner in its stride. That is, the summer season is already here, but as an AS student, I still have two more days left of college until I’m set free for a month or so and am able to bask in the sunlight for a while. Until then, I have work to do and am left to bake in the unreasonable heat currently bathing England. It says a lot when you can sweat as much as you would after three hours at the gym just by watching YouTube videos.

But what’s the plan for the summer, then? What sort of hilarious hijinks will I get up to? That, my friends, is my summer conundrum.