How often has a mother or father sat in ecstasy and watched as their child took their first steps? No my wife and don't have any little ones running around the house. However it has been said that the closest thing to childbirth a man will ever get is in the writing of a book. If that's true I just birthed my baby Delilah's Shear Delights last week after downloading her, I read her to sleep on my Kindle. Today I opened the mailbox, pulled out an envelope from Amazon. I opened it only to find my little girl had grown from an eBook into a paperback. They grow up so fast!