This week, the arrival of this small, slightly tattered paperback was heralded with great fanfare around these parts, if by fanfare, you mean yelling at the cats to get out from underfoot as I tore the package open in a frenzy while walking into the kitchen. Here are the reasons why:

1. How freaking amazing is this cover? Remember? Remember when covers like this? When the characters inside your favorite steamy novel were brought to life with the wild sense of color and coy literalism typically...