My New Book is About Butts
After almost four years, one of my books has finally hit the shelves again. This one is about butts. It is about time-traveling butts, and gluteomancy, which allows people to see the future by reading the patterns of hair growth on butts.
Of course it is about more than just butts, but I know that’s what you want most, so that’s what this book aims to deliver.
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Apr 29, 2014 08:16AM
Kirk, in my opinion, there are not enough books in the world about butts. Well...unless you count butt porn, then, there is quite an over abundance of them if you ask me, but those are usually not actual PAPER books, so...you're pretty much in the niche market with your butt stuff.
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So what you're saying is that I'm one of the few tapping that butt market. I better keep tapping then!
You know what they say...better to tap
Haha! Is that what they say? Those damned patriarchs. They could use a good tapping.
