This is a work of fiction. Yes, everything in here is made up shit. I just thought I should emphasize that so I don’t have to tell you again that it’s fiction when we meet for a drink. Or prayers. Or an exorcism. Who knows what the future holds. As you can see, I have opened the bag a little early and the cuss-words are already tumbling out. You will find a lot of those in this book. You will find “shit”. You will find “fuck.” I think there is a “motherfucker” somewhere in here. I’m not sure. On an especially good day, you will find “cunt”. You will find nudity within these fat pages. You will find blowjobs, cunnilingus and sex. Lots and lots of sex. Good sex. Bad sex. Meh sex. It’s all here. And then there will be weed. Lots and lots of weed. There will be violence too. I’m saying this to say, don’t buy this book for your mama. Let her buy it herself. It will save both you and her lots of embarrassment. v Also if you stare at the cover long enough, you might start to ask yourself, is that coochie back there? No, that is not coochie, you pervert. That is... I don’t know what that is. Because I am not a pervert, it looks like an ocean to me. If you are under the age of eighteen, close this book. Close it now. Before mama finds you and whoops your ass. Also, this book might probably offend those with a moral compass that is strong on that true north. So, this is the official reader’s discretion advice. Before I forget, my dear dear reader, and I cannot say this enough, this story is written in a nonlinear fashion. Like 500 Days of Summer. Or Pulp Fiction. Those are not books. It jumps around the years because it was written by a drunk, undersexed moron who thought he would die before thirty. It spreads across 2009 to 2019, SO PAY ATTENTION TO THE YEARS. Finally, this is the third and the final book in what I unofficially call The Isolation Trilogy. This is a trilogy where the characters are dealing with a mental challenge of one form or another. Other books in the trilogy are ZOO and Hello Mother. If you have read these two books, you might find a familiar character here. But if you haven’t, don’t freak out. The three books are independent of each other. Alright boys and girls, let’s get to it, shall we?