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A Miller Sisters Mystery #1.5
Totally Decked
Everyone knows those Miller sisters are something else, but Mark Malone has no idea what he's in for. The holidays are just around the corner and Mark is in White Bass Lake to open the newest of his family's coffee shops. His sister is supposed to be running the Cool Bean, but she wandered off to "find herself," leaving Mark a little gift, actually not so little. Mark is none too pleased to find himself saddled with Henrietta, his sister's flatulent bulldog. But Henri has other hidden secrets that just might get them both killed.Then there's the whole matter of Fred Miller. From the moment he sees her, Mark knows his life will never be the same. At once, all manner of chaos ensues, from suspicious Santas to falling for Fred, he can't help wonder if he'll actually survive...and what about that elf with a gun?
- GenresMystery
42 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 7, 2010
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About the author
Gale Borger
12 books10 followersGale Borger is the author of the hilarious Miller Sisters Mystery Series. Gale brings to life the small town of White Bass Lake, Wisconsin and its wacky inhabitants in Totally Buzzed, a madcap romp through murder and mayhem. Second in the series, Totally Fishy is an uproariously funny tale complete with a pole dancing granny and two bumbling hit men who can't seem to bump off the right guy! Gale's short story, Totally Decked, was out in time for Christmas, 2010. Gale's books are published by Echelon Press, LLC.
With over 20 years in law enforcement-the last fifteen years as a correctional officer, Gale has extensive experiences from which to draw material for her books. Growing up in a screwball household with a lifetime of practical jokes and a whole lot of laughter behind her, lends much humor to her writing. As Gale puts it, "I've always been told 'write what you know,' and I know bad guys and funny stuff, with a little gardening thrown in for good measure."
Gale has a Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice and a Master's Degree in Education. She lives in Southeastern Wisconsin with her husband Bob, their sometimes-seen college student (dragging behind her a trombone and her dirty laundry), two dogs, two cats, about 1,000 tropical fish, a leopard gecko, a Pac-man frog, two turtles, and more flowers in her yard than grass. Visit Gale and get to know the Miller Sisters at http://galeborgerbooks.com
With over 20 years in law enforcement-the last fifteen years as a correctional officer, Gale has extensive experiences from which to draw material for her books. Growing up in a screwball household with a lifetime of practical jokes and a whole lot of laughter behind her, lends much humor to her writing. As Gale puts it, "I've always been told 'write what you know,' and I know bad guys and funny stuff, with a little gardening thrown in for good measure."
Gale has a Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice and a Master's Degree in Education. She lives in Southeastern Wisconsin with her husband Bob, their sometimes-seen college student (dragging behind her a trombone and her dirty laundry), two dogs, two cats, about 1,000 tropical fish, a leopard gecko, a Pac-man frog, two turtles, and more flowers in her yard than grass. Visit Gale and get to know the Miller Sisters at http://galeborgerbooks.com
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Displaying 1 - 3 of 3 reviews
July 29, 2011
More Miller sister adventures as sister Fred, the pet store owner, meets and falls in instant love with the new coffee shop owner.
Throw in inept crooks, stolen jewels and another farting bulldog . The fun begins.
This is more the size of a novella. It wasn't quite as funny as the first book in the series.
Throw in inept crooks, stolen jewels and another farting bulldog . The fun begins.
This is more the size of a novella. It wasn't quite as funny as the first book in the series.
January 2, 2012
Totally Decked is more a short story than novel, but it manages to pack in a lot of wit. The character, who are all zany, live in a small town and thus know each other well, making for some snappy dialogue. The SWAT group is particularly funny.
October 20, 2014
Well, it's better than the first book. Probably because it's shorter :)
That's what the first book would look like if you'd cut out all the annoying unnecessary bits.
That's what the first book would look like if you'd cut out all the annoying unnecessary bits.
Displaying 1 - 3 of 3 reviews