Splashsquatch

by Whit Slorp

Matthew and Dennis, reunited childhood friends, paddle around the Oregon coast through a dense fog, guided by the beacon of the towering Cape Sirena Lighthouse; the very lighthouse where Dennis worked at as a youth. Upon arriving, they discover that both of the two lightkeepers have mysteriously disappeared, prompting Dennis to recount his own sexy, but troubled, story of the time he spent working there--and the surprising true motive he had for returning so many years later.
He details for Matthew the series of strange occurrences which culminated in a terrifying sighting of a long-rumored amphibious creature inhabiting the forests and coastal waters of the Pacific Northwest. Half-mammal, half-fish. Dennis suspects it may also be responsible for the missing men. So begins the hunt for the elusive fur-man.

Paperback

Published February 11, 2022

About the author

Whit Slorp is a visual artist the award-winning author of parody erotica stories including Abrahannibal Lectern, My A-Hole Fell in a K-Hole, Peenocchio and the Wooden Circus Plot (Pardy Boys Gay Adventure Series Title), The Hidden Valley Ranch of Studs Mystery (Nancy Screw Mystery Series Title),CAWK, Assquatch (Chillpimples series), and Are You There God? I Thought I Heard Cody Masturbating, But It Was Just His Grandma Stirring a Pot of Shells and Cheese. They paint all of the cover art for their titles.

Whit currently lives in Portland, OR.

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Reviews

[Paige Ray · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well I officially made it through all of the Chillpimples books. The ones that have released so far anyways, not sure if there are more to come or not. This was a little thicker than the rest and I was hoping it would contain a more developed and thought out story than the others but it didn’t really. Clearly the author has a keen interest towards Sasquatch 😂

In Splashquatch we come to discover a new species that the paramilitary has been keeping secret from the public. Half man/primate/fish.