This whole book is very much wish fulfillment fiction. And that's fine; I believe there's a place for wish fulfillment fiction, but all wishes are not created equal. Which in this case is basically to say that I'm not a man. See, Talon is good at everything. He's not just a cop, he's a rare Timecaster. And he's not just a Timecaster, he's one of the best Timecasters. He's a martial arts expert (despite not giving it much of his time) and is married to an unfathomably beautiful sex worker (called an SLP; think Companions from the tv show Firefly). And while she urges him to take on the occasional lover to ease his jealousy over her work, he is determined to stay faithful to her, in spite of being irresistable to women. There is, in fact, a horrible horrible scene wherein Talon is raped by a group of women because he's just that hot. The thing is, this is clearly meant to play further into the wish fulfillment. Women want him so badly they just can't control themselves around him, no matter how he insists he's not interested. After an exchange wherein Talon resists a woman trying to force herself on him, three women (all of them impossibly hot, naturally) take turns molesting him, and instead of treating the experience like something horrifying and soul-destroying, it's more played for laughs. Man, isn't that scene where the hero is strapped down, given a pill to keep him stiff, and has girl after girl force themselves on him sexy and also funny?
No. No, it is not. It is rape, regardless of whether the victim is a man or a woman, and in this particular case it's not only handled poorly but it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the book. Those of you reading this review are lucky I've already ranted about this to three other people because there were so very many words on the topic. For now, suffice it to say this scene alone was almost enough for me to toss the book in disgust, and the only reason I finished it was so I could write up a review and save others the unfortunate discovery.
Ok. Moving on. The prose is very readable and the almost non-stop action will keep readers turning pages, which is not a surprise, as Joe Kimball is a pseudonym for thriller writer JA Konrath. Of course, knowing this only adds a whole other layer to the self-indulgent nature of the novel. Two of the major characters in Timecaster are descended from two of the main characters in Konrath's Jack Daniels series. Konrath himself gets a mention as the defendent in a court case setting a precedent that works against Talon's situation (The People versus John Andrew Konrath). He's also fond of cliffhangers at the end of chapters, to the point where he'll use fakeout moments to achieve what seems like an instant of suspense. "And then I found myself looking down the barrel of a gun... [next chapter] ...and I laughed and said 'hey best friend guy, did you think anyone would be fooled by that fake gun of yours?'" (Obviously this is not a real quote, but you get the idea of what I'm talking about.)
Well, obviously this book is not for me. If the wish fulfillment factor described above appeals to you, you'll probably enjoy this read. However, if you're more like me and find yourself more appalled than intrigued, well, it's pretty safe to give this one a miss.