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248 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2006
"Stella (it’s amazing how many kids are named after alcoholic drinks) ...
Kat (seriously, that’s what her parents called her) scrunches up her label..."
"If there’s one thing I can’t cope with it’s crying kids."
"Do judge by appearance. It has become an article of faith in our politically correct world that you should never judge a book by its cover. This is completely wrong. ... You can spot them a mile off, whatever anyone says. Earrings, tattoos and outlandish hairstyles mean only one thing: sit them at the front, on their own, before they’ve even had a chance to muck about."
"Know your enemy. With a new class, always get the troublemakers' names off another teacher, with descriptions."
"Affect an accent that is posher than the pupils' (Not difficult). This will worry them because you are obviously ‘Not From Round Here.’ As most will never venture more than half a mile from the Cherry Tree Estate (once a fortnight to sign on, plus Court appearances or burglary outings) they find this quite disturbing."
"...and Tracey applying makeup to her hideous face."
"(I must add that after 15 minutes I still haven’t spoken a word to any of them – I’m a great believer in non-verbal communication.)"