A strong, smart schoolteacher is forced to “shadow” an arrogant, aggressive, iron foundry owner because of some asinine training requirement. He is a rude, chauvinist ass who expects her to cook his lunch even though it’s hardly part of her job. He disparages her simple, country cottage living and her love for her school students. He even calls her a cold-hearted bitch incapable of love when she rejects his violent sexual advances. The heroine gives him some epic set downs but she can’t help being attracted by his overwhelming masculinity especially when he dons his hard hat and does sweaty, manly things around his factory *face palm*
Because this is set in Yorkshire, we have quite a local travelogue including a visit to the Brontë sisters’ birth home now turned into a museum, as well as the farmhouse that inspired Emily to write Wuthering Heights. Several times during the story, heroine daydreams or hallucinates about Cathy Earnshaw.
There is a charity auction where hero outbids everyone by hundreds of pounds to secure heroine's Cordon Bleu chef services. He is wooing a trio of Japanese businessmen for a contract to buy up his Victorian style, iron creations and wants the heroine to help him mellow them out with good food and wine. She decides to cook a Japanese meal for the first time in her life. After cracking open a couple of pages from a Japanese cookbook, in true Mary Sue fashion, she wows the business guests and even throws in a couple of Japanese greetings she learned in between slicing her beef fillets and making her Teriyaki sauce. LoL
Hero tries to seduce her again but she is still gun shy, leading to an epic argument followed by him freezing her out for the next few weeks. Over Christmas, she gets ill with flu and he nurses her back to health (no sponging, just a lot of hand holding and making her tea and toast). Hero makes two of the only sweet, romantic gestures in the entire story. He gifts her with a Victorian paperweight to add to her collection, and he modifies one of his iron mouldings to build her a personalized name plate for her beloved “Pear Tree Cottage.” After that, heroine decides not to resist him anymore and once she gets better,they finally succumb to their mutual sexual attraction, which is highly satisfactory to both.
Hero immediately wants to go visit her parents for their annual New Year party. Heroine is weary because her rich, snobby parents have a sham marriage and made heroine’s childhood miserable with their epic fights, which is why she abandoned their cushy home and ritzy lifestyle and moved to Yorkshire to become a teacher. True to form, as soon as hero and heroine arrive at the party, heroine’s mother freezes out the hero because she sees him as nothing more than an uncouth Northerner not up to her standards. In an epically tacky move, hero one-ups snobby mom by announcing, without consulting the heroine, that she should keep her calendar clear because he is marrying her daughter at the end of the month.
Heroine is incensed, not just as his crude proposal, but because she doesn’t want to marry at all, after seeing countless horrible examples of disharmonious matrimony in her parents and in their set of friends. Hero’s reaction, as usual, is one of anger and ultimatum: it’s either marriage or nothing!
Heroine returns to her school after the winter holidays to find that she has lost her job and must put up her beloved cottage for sale. She is also missing the hero desperately although neither has made any moves to see each other since his ultimatum. One night, she hears that his life may be in danger as he is part of a rescue team trying to save a bunch of college students who had gone potholing (a very strange hobby if you ask me). Heroine realizes that she loves him and goes to jump in his arms as he emerges victorious from the underground. I guess we are supposed to rejoice at an HEA in which the now jobless, homeless heroine is going to spend the rest of her life being bullied by this self-centered piece of crap with control and anger issues. It’s really too bad because I liked this heroine despite her Mary-Sue-ness and rooted for her every time she told him off. Quel dommage 😥