My name is Conrad Metcalf, and I'm a private inquisitor. You knew that. You read it somewhere and it gave you hope. Let me tell you now that it'll cost you seven hundred dollars a day to keep that hope alive. What you'll get for that money won't be a new best friend. I'm as much of a pain in the ass to the people who pay me as I am to the guys I go up against. Most people walk out of my office knowing things about themselves they didn't want to know – unless they leave after my first little speech. See the door?
Take away the dystopian, science-fiction elements and I could swear I'm reading a Lew Archer mystery from the classic period. This is strong evidence, in my book, that the noir style, with all its mannerisms and over-used typical cast of characters and plots, remains relevant and fresh today. As long as there are still 'mean streets' of corruption, organized crime and violence in our cities, there remains the need for the iconoclast, lonely gumshoe who would not rest until his personal idea of justice is fulfilled.
I learned a long time ago that my job consists of uncovering the secrets people keep from themselves as much or more than the ones they keep from each other.
Jonatham Lethem managed to a a lot more than simply paying homage to the genre. He has written a powerful, stylish, darkly humorous existentialist novel that happens to take the form of a murder investigation in a futuristic Oakland where everybody is a drug addict, animals with 'woken' intelligence live side by side with humans, babyheads (toddlers) have their intellects artificially accelerated, and the government has total control through musical news, wordless newspapers and karma police.
The printed word had been dwindling in the news media, but it hadn't disappeared completely until a year ago, when it was outlawed.
The first person narrative, through the voice of private inquisitor Metcalf, is sharp and engaging, with a very good balance between wisecracks, social commentary and the occasional metafictional foray.
Art mirrors culture muses Metcalf at one point of his investigation, and it strikes me as a valid argument both for the classic noir that served as inspiration for the novel and for an easier understanding of millennial forms of entertainment. It is not so difficult after all to extrapolate current trends and arrive at newspapers filled entirely with images without text, or at a government monopoly on drug distribution that is used to control a restive population and transform it into zombies.
You consider yourself an outsider, a seeker of truth amidst lies, yet you've bought into the biggest lie that can be told. You snort the lie through your nose and let it run in your bloodstream.
Metcalf himself is an addict, who cannot function without his special mix of nose-dust. How is he any better than the underworld kingpin he is stalking or that dubious doctor who keeps an 'awoken' sheep in the basement?
My skeptical faculties overcompensate and, in effect, the ingredient backfires: I become paranoid and suspicious. More than usual, I mean.
I like this concept, that the first step in being a gumshoe, a crusader for truth and justice, is to be skeptical. Like Dr House used to say: "Everybody Lies." For Metcalf, the paranoia seems well justified, since everybody and their uncle are out to get him.
I considered the possibility of a physical confrontation with a roomful of babyheads all clinging to my legs and climbing on my back, and I decided I wanted to avoid it. The image of piranhas kept coming up.
I have danced around the actual plot details in my review . One reason is that I am sure in a few months these events will get mashed out with the hundreds of other crime novels I have read in the past and I will continue to read. The other reason is that it is a pretty typical, Ross MacDonald type of plot, where you start with an ordinary murder in a motel room and you slowly uncover conspiracies that go up to the highest levels of society. You have the dame in distress, the hot babe the detective will fall for, the cops who rough you up, the fat crime boss, the doctor with a secret agenda and so on. OK, maybe you don't usually have a kangaroo henchman or a sheep as a clandestine mistress, or a detective whose nervous system has been switched with that of a former girlfriend. But in the end, the piquant details are another reason to keep searching for new books in the genre.
It was a dame, a dish, a bird – I never know what to call them when I want to be other than rude. Because I'm always rude. But she made me want to be other, made be want to be someone I wasn't.
This was Mr. Lethem debut novel. I am quite willing to continue exploring his fictional worlds.