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189 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1977
THERE WAS A STRANGE SKY for a strange day. Alice Dyson could see it from the car, where she had been sent after being in Sarrow vicarage for about three minutes when she and Mum went there to bring Grandpa down into the city for lunch.
Grandpa was vicar of St Michael's church on top of Sarrow Hill, but he had to come down to the Minster six times a year and preach, and this was one of the days, and not quite an ordinary one either. He was less patient than usual on this day. Alice had begun to do what she had done several times before, that is, fold up his robes and put them in a suitcase to bring down with him. But she had gone into a dream and put a gravelly footprint on the sleeve of the white surplice.
It proved how careless she was and that she had not wiped her feet on the doormat either. Mum had sent her out; Grandpa had dropped her down in his opinion again. And this year, this time of it, in fact this very month, there was not a great distance for his opinion to fall, so she was down at nothing again.
Even the dream she had been giving herself had not been good. Now she considered it was the nasty dream of a nasty person. She had been looking round the room at all Grandpa's things and realizing how hopeless it was to expect to achieve anything for herself because he had already done it all, and there on his walls and shelves were the signs of it: the relics of foreign lands, the rows of books he had wrtten, and the signed picture of him holding hands with the queen; the things of a complete person who had completed everything.
"And about this girl, my granddaughter. I never reckoned much to her until today; she was always a miserable milk-and-water miss, with the milk curdled and the water tepid."The rest of this statement isn't the turnabout you'd like to see to balance it out, so I'll leave it (it also contains plot spoilers). There isn't really a happy ending on the family dynamic front, either, though Alice comes to understand herself a little better, leaving some room for optimism.
"Are you fast, Mr Dyson?"
"I am that," said Dad. "And I've the roof so well stemmed with fibre-glass there isn't any heat coming up, and I'm starved. Who's yonder, anyroad?"
"Barney Larkman," said Barney. "Tha knows, Boniface."
"Oh, aye," Dad shouted back from under the tiles. "What'll you do? Can you get in? Where's our little lass?:
"She came on for me," said Barney. "I'd ha' been on sooner, but I were ligging i' bed."
"Get thysen moving," said Dad. "If I's here much longer I'll not bend to come out."
But there came to Alice what often did come, a sense that the hand in hers was the wrong one, not Raddy’s, but that from the Eyell. Or, and she was not sure, perhaps she did not take Raddy’s hand at all, only the other one. That feeling had already caused Alice to drop a plate that week through finding some extra substance inside the tea-towel.
So now Raddy’s hand became that other hand; there was the same grip and pull, and the hard existence of a ring on one of the fingers just as she had experienced it that Sunday more than a fortnight since. One hand or the other let go; Alice did not know which it was, her or the other. Raddy went on climbing with her feet, which she should not have been doing anyway, and started falling with her arms, and flopped down on her back on the springboard.
“Radigund Larkman,” said Miss Flowers, “are you all right? Get down, Alice Dyson.”
Alice got down. No one laughed at Raddy’s full name, because if they did there was Ted, who was nearly eighteen, to reckon with, as well as Nell, Maud, Ruthy and Joe.
“She’s been thinking she’s a dromedary all morning,” said Raddy, sitting up.
“Concussed,” said Miss Flowers. “That’s certain.”
"Just me backside," said Raddy, rubbing it; and the affair was over for her. She went back and took another jump, had a passing push from Miss Flowers, and came over pink and smiling.
“Sorry about that,” said Alice in the cloakroom after the lesson.
“I never got hold at all,” said Raddy. “I went for a sixer, didn’t I?”
“I dropped you,” said Alice, remembering all the brains and livers and other belongings that had scattered on the floor and the springboard. Remembering as well as she could what had not happened, so that remembering what hadn’t happened would seem more likely.
“It’d take more than you to drop me,” said Raddy.
But Alice knew what had happened. It was no use inventing a fancy along that road, because it went through the very thing she was trying to make into a fancy. She forgot about the brains and liver, but very annoyingly they wouldn’t go away. She was in a half and half state about what was going on in her mind until the end of school, long after Raddy had forgotten about being dropped.
Miss Flowers, coming out of the school gate as Raddy and Alice went out, slowed her bicycle, which she rode for health and vigour, and asked: “Are you all right, Radigund?”
“Eh?” said Raddy. “I wasn’t doing owt. Oh, that; I’m grand. It’s her that’s all thumbs,” and she nodded at Alice.
Miss Flowers nodded too, meaning that she had understood the message and was content with it, and rode on.
“She want to see my bruise or something?” said Raddy. “Chance would be a fine thing.”
But Alice was thinking of a hand all thumbs. It might be horrible in real life, but in life less than real it might only be amusing.
“It’s a different world,” she said.
“It is that,” said Raddy. “Get the other side of the gate and you think it’s Christmas.”
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