Ever feel like you're being watched? Checked up on? Like somebody knows every single thing you're doing, even in those especially private moments? Like you've got a computer chip in your brain that lets some faceless Power know everything about you – EVERYTHING? So does Eddy. He's depressed, despondent and very, very low. And very, very horny. Eddy is not a Good Consumer. Those antisocial feelings are going to cost him. They've already cost him. But wait! Life is about to take a turn for the better. Someone's got her eye on Eddy, someone with a whole new strategy and plans for Eddy's immediate future. A gorgeous, sexy someone, who just happens to have a Friend. Big Brother is going down and life is about to get very exciting for Eddy.