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733 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2004
In Monopoly, free parking is only one space out of 40 on the board. If Monopoly were played under our current zoning laws, however, free parking would be on every space. Parking lots might cover half of Marvin Gardens, and Park Place would have underground parking. Free parking would push buildings farther apart, increase the cost of houses and hotels, and permit fewer of them to be built at all. Smart players would soon leave Atlantic City behind and move to a larger board that allowed them to build on cheaper land in the suburbs. Connecticut Avenue would not be redeveloped with hotels, the railroads would disappear, and every piece on the board would move more slowly. Even the car would move slowly, but it would park free wherever it wanted.
If we played Monopoly acording to our current zoning regulations, a large share of the money for every new building would disappear into the Community Chest, only to reappear as free parking. Every player would want the car as their token. Players who got the shoe as their token would cry foul, and they would be right — the system would not be fair because much of their money would be going to subsidize the car while everyone else gets left behind. We probably would not want our children to play by these unfair rules, and yet Americans play by these rules in real life every day. Mandatory free parking disfigures the landscape, distorts urban form, damages the environment, and wastes money that could be spent more productively elsewhere. Because we never see the money we spend on parking, it always seems someone else is paying for it. Everything seems all right, but I have tried to show in this book that a great deal is wrong with free parking and it is time to cry foul.