The Real Republican Dictionary

by Robert Lasner

We live in duplicitious times, and nothing is more duplicitous than the rhetoric of the Republican Party. Simply put, what Republicans say is not what they mean, and you need a dictionary to comprehend what they mean. Thus was created The Real Republican Dictionary, a work that offers understanding and clarity of "Republican English." Featuring almost two hundred definitions, numerous illustrations, as well as a revised Bill of Rights, altered to more accurately reflect the current political climate, it is our hope that this dictionary will establish an alternate reality to Republican rhetoric, a reality that those in the reality-based community like to call "the truth." Some
Activist Judges--Judges who refuse to adhere to a strict interpretation of the Ten Commandments.
Axis of Evil--Liberals, Homosexuals and the French.
GOP--God's Only Party.
Iran--Next.
NPR--Not Pro Republican.
Peace--The short interval between wars. "You already know right-wingers are mean. Now find out what they mean."—Ted Rall "When I have to figure if what I mean is what I say, I consult The Real Republican Dictionary."—George W. Bush

96 pages, Paperback

First published September 1, 2005

Reviews

[Underwater · Rating 1 out of 5]

I got this for Christmas, and I know they meant well, but no matter how much I agree with the politics I find these jokes tiresome. When a government is responsible for nearly a hundred thousand deaths, they are no longer viabe as a mere punchline.

[Deneen · Rating 4 out of 5]

Amusing little book-good for a few laughs. Not for a conservative Republican, but since I'm not one, I enjoyed it :)