Alison Lurie writes that some artists have the ability to create "what J. R. R. Tolkien called a 'secondary world'--a fully imagined universe, as consistent as our own or possibly more so." This gift is not always given to those of the first rank, and as she points out, "can even coexist with a level of skill that would keep its possessor out of most galleries today."
Braun has a chair near the head of the high table on the mediocre-author dais where they create those secondary worlds. What's wrong with her Cat Who books? Oh, how can I count the ways?
First, she can't write dialogue worth a damn. Katie declared, "Her characters speak as if they were trying to conform to the standards of my high-school freshman year English teacher, who insisted on complete sentences without violations of standard English grammar. She wouldn't allow deviations from this even in dialogue!" Braun does make the occasional exception for some old redneck with no education, for the sake of verisimilitude, I guess, but egregious displays of elitism do an author no credit.
Second, she uses too many exclamation points! It weakens her writing! She tries to make things more exciting by throwing in exclamation points and instead they damp down the thrill. She’s trying to spice up plodding prose that can’t handle the excitement of the plot.
Speaking of writing, the protagonist, Qwill, is supposed to be a terrifically popular local columnist. His columns are excerpted in the books and they sound like something from a reading-comprehension test. Also, if he is so interested in people and gets along with everyone so well, how did he get to be such a snob? Actually, it does explain his interest in Polly, librarian and colossal bore. She contradicts everything he says, she never so much as pecks him on the cheek, and he follows her around like a puppy.
Did I mention that the books are aimed at cat lovers? I knew a Siamese once and he was a jerk, but Koko and Yum Yum seem all right. The only major problem I have with Cat Who books is that in their world, everybody has, and loves, cats, so I can’t go there.
So why do you keep reading them, Katie? Why write a really long Goodreads review when you consigned Terry Pratchett to a seven-word hell?
It's that secondary world she is creating, Moose County, a rural community "400 miles north of everywhere." You can believe in Moose County and its people. Braun clearly knows her place and researches what she writes about, and every book introduces more people and places that will pop up again and again, in new clothes. The characters are consistent, stilted dialogue and all. Polly always talks like my grandma quoting a grammar book. The chief of police always wisecracks and shouts. Celia Robinson is always the only one who talks like a normal human being. Their histories, their appearances, their proclivities and failings carry from one appearance to the next.
I assume Moose County is somewhere on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, or possibly Minnesota. Now, I live in a town approximately the size of Pickax, and we lack many of the amenities it enjoys, such as a museum, a community college, a daily paper, and a rockin' arts community. We have many things Pickax doesn't have, such as McDonald's, Hardees, KFC, chain grocery stores, illness, and a lot more churches. Maybe that’s the difference between MI and VA, but I suspect that Tazewell Co. is a bit more typical than Moose Co. All that is beside the point; Pickax is a place you could go to, if you could find the airport code.
Confidential to Mrs. Braun: The fact that I am severely allergic to cats does not make me a likely murderer any more than the fact that you write like a ninth grader makes you one.