Oh man, I can't stress enough that I had more fun reading this than I have with anything in a long time, except maybe for some of the other Lankhmar stuff, like the classic "Lean Times in Lankhmar", which everyone with a taste for satire and mockery of religion should definitely read. This is the one and only Lankhmar novel (the rest are of course all short stories) and starts with the two rogues already in some serious trouble as they return to the grimy and beloved city of Lankhmar to find all their creditors and many enemies amassed to put an end to them at last. The feebly sadistic duke of the city rescues them, though, to send them on a mission with a ship carrying some precious cargo to a foreign land .. cargo which includes an alluring seductress and twelve incredibly clever rats. What he doesn't tell them of course is that all other ships sent on this mission have been lost! The fun starts right at the outset with the Mouser deflecting magic bolts with a metal rod and the two of them sparring about women and bar tabs as they try to figure out how the hell they'll get out of this one. Then it's a crazy sea voyage, our heroes get separated in the most hilarious circumstance and there's trekking, ghouls, swordfights, and the coolest wizards ever, Sheelba of the Eyeless Face and Ningauble of the Seven eyes, who don't really like each other but seem to be temporarily in truce to help out their two prodigies and to save Lankhmar from a danger that slowly makes its presence known. In the end it's a pitch battle between intelligent rats with swords, some riding on unwilling humans, thirteen fearsome war cats, dire skeleton gods, and ghouls, with the Mouser mouse-sized (he still thinks he's the cleverest thing in the universe) and Fafhrd breathlessly chopping off heads everywhere. There are also quite a number of naked wenches in this one! Crazy, in the best possible way. Of course, those wishing to journey to Nehwon should start with the beginning and make their way chronologically with these characters....trust me, this is the way to have the most fun with them as they grow up and gain adventuresome experience.
having just re-read this, I thought I'd update the old review somewhat. By this point logic and order have basically gone out the window and Leiber is just bouncing along happily throwing everything at us. I'll admit that not everything here makes a lot of esensewithout some pretty wild coincidences. I think though that this shouldn't bother you too much. I don't know why the hell a German guy shows up during the first quarter, saves the day and banters with our heroes for a while before disappearing, never to return to the narrative. But it's kind of cool and shows how another story could have developed from the crazy guy and his "Monster Museum". It was never written, but one can still imagine it, perhaps as an untold consequence of the events herein. I don't know how to explain Fafhrd just happening to win the tin whistle that'd summon the War Cats except to say it was divine, or wizardly, providnece. It really doesn't matter though. Yeah, despite great writing, you do have to turn your brain off a bit for this stuff, but it's so sweet that on this re-read, I found myself growing sad as I got to the end. I wanted it to continue. I just had a wail of a time reading aloud the antics of the horrendously decadent Duke Glipkerio, his filthy palace mistress and the duplicitous Hisvin and his dangerously seductive daughter.
And of course, the Mouser's just fabulous in this one. Fafhrd seems to get the short end by comparison, I'm afraid; if any part of this book could have been expanded, it was Fafhrd's gaming and carousing and journeying. Maybe it wouldn't have tied in all that tightly to the main plot, which rrevolves around Lankhmar and it's Rat Problem, but Leiber is just so casual about it all by this point anyway, I'd still have welcomed the extra material.
Oh, and that duke really is such a loathsome character with all his love of female torture and complete impotence in the face of his peoples' plight, but I gotta admit I did kind of almost feel sorry for him by the end there. And I just loved the way Hisvin tried to present the rat takeover as something good and desirable. What a politician!
And the book has a sea voyage. I think I have a weakness for sea voyages. So yes, good, bombastic fun, once again.